Ask a Cracker.......

[NES]

Just like the thread says, cuz youns know us Rednecks tell it like it is.

 

[cut-paste-hero]

is butterbean still around?

I saw him lose a fight in ohio when he was here..

 

[Ironman_8]

I guess the best form of flattery is.....


OK question, why do y'all wear shorts and short sleeve shirts when its mad cold outside?

Explain the appeal of NASCAR.

Why dont you guys have any rhythm?

 

[steaktartar]

why the affinity for wifebeaters(the undershirt not the hobbyists)

 

[billhill999]

What's up with the sofa on the front lawn?

 

[NES]

I guess the best form of flattery is.....


OK question, why do y'all wear shorts and short sleeve shirts when its mad cold outside?

Explain the appeal of NASCAR.

Why dont you guys have any rhythm?

1) It seems we are more adapted to the cold weather than our nubian brothers. I noticed this when I worked at a ski resort where I only saw 1 black guy in two seasons. When I first saw him it took me a minute to figure out what was so different about that guy, guess thats what happens when you go six months without seeing a black dude.

2) Reason #88: New Car smell

3) We do have rythm, but unfortunately time moves at a different speed in Whiteland so to onlookers it often seems that we dont know how to dance.

 

[NES]

is butterbean still around?

I saw him lose a fight in ohio when he was here..

Looks like he lost his last three rounds but over all has had a pretty good year. Us Pale-faced mofos sure are proud of ol' Butterbean.

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[NES]

What's up with the sofa on the front lawn?

I'm not sure the reason behind it unless you consider the ol hillbilly proverb "If it feels right, do it". When I was younger I used to drag my couch out in the front yard(along with my coffee table, end table, and lamp) and sit and drink vodka and Mountain Dew with my green Pittbull.

 

[NES]

why the affinity for wifebeaters(the undershirt not the hobbyists)

Not sure about the undershirt, I always thought that it was the minorities that used those things.

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

Explain the appeal of NASCAR.

An easy one to answer.

Im surprised Im beating whalewager/cardsfan answering this one.

The following reasons and can be in any particular order......

1. Plenty of cold beer.
2. Plenty of good looking white women around.
3. Stars and bars welcome...yeah that one.
4. Not many (if any at all) darkies around.
5. Can cheer for a white man to win something.

This ones for you iron.

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[NES]

3. Stars and bars welcome...yeah that one.

For Non-Crackers who may have been confused by this here term.

The LYNYRD SKYRYRD Logo on this flag is actually historically accurate.

 

[PBR]

Mr. Cracker answer-guy, what's the deal with Clay Aiken? I mean c'mon.

 

[NES]

Mr. Cracker answer-guy, what's the deal with Clay Aiken? I mean c'mon.

Besides the fact that he looks good in Chain maille I dont know what to tell you(that is a hard look to pull off no matter what shade of white you are).

 

[Ironman_8]

For Non-Crackers who may have been confused by this here term.

The LYNYRD SKYRYRD Logo on this flag is actually historically accurate.

Yeah I know about that living in the Capital of the Confederacy (Richmond, VA).


Rate in the order that you hate a certain minority or do you guys just hate (tolerate) us equally?

How come you guys don't use lotion? Don't you realize your skin can get ashy as well?

Whats up with the fixation with OJ? I mean Lord leave that ish alone already.

Are you guys really ready for a black president?

 

[steaktartar]

Not sure about the undershirt, I always thought that it was the minorities that used those things.

no its yuns but anyway one more.....why havent mashed turnips caught on with the rest of the country i love them

 

[PBR]

I would vote for Condie for president.

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

Are you guys really ready for a black president?

You mean them ballots Ive been casting for George Wallace aint finally gonna be counted this year?

A black president just means they have finally ran out of ammo to keep this pig economy afloat, so they going to put a black in charge and let it do what it do for a while.

 

[NES]

no its yuns but anyway one more.....why havent mashed turnips caught on with the rest of the country i love them

Never tried mashed turnips I will have to try them before I can comment. And it is spelled you'ns I never thought I would get a chance to correct your spelling Steak. Gawd durn Yankee.

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

OK question, why do y'all wear shorts and short sleeve shirts when its mad cold outside?

Why dont you guys have any rhythm?

We wonder the same things about black folks when they are still wearing winter coats in springtime and its 70 degrees outside.

Rhythm? We aint all stiffs iron.

Anyway, you ever see a white man get cornered in a dark alley by a group of coloreds and he'll show you the best texas two-step ever known to mankind.

:cripwalk:

 

[PBR]

Why do whites call each other "dude" so much?